Okay.

FIRST OFF I WANT TO SAY I HATE NIGGERS AND JEWS, AND ESPECIALLY NIGGER-JEWS THEY ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND NEEDS TO DIE!

I just wanted to say something about the 4th Gen pokemon, i.e. Diamond and Pearl, and various other stuff. Ive never done a proper journal rant before, so here goes XD

<THE WHOLE IDEA>
OH WE JUST MAGICALLY DISCOVERED OVER 100 NEW POKEMON ALL AT ONCE THAT WEVE ACTUALLY KNOWN ABOUT FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS BUT WE FORGOT EHEHEHE.

<APPEARANCE>
Too tell the truth, Nintendo are pissing me off at the moment, with all this new pokemon shit. I LOVED the old pokemon. Seriously. The old, adorable ones, Sandshrew, charmander, vulpix... creatures that FITTED IN with our world, creatures that don't look like some ridiculous fucking machine with bits stuck on. Which is quite frankly what pretty much all the new pokemon look like.
Check these out: [link] and there are loads of completely ridiculous ones. MIME JR. WHAT. THE. HELL. They should stick to the old ones, and stop making freakish mutants thatwill terrify young children.

<EVOLUTIONS/PREEVOLUTIONS>
STOP. MAKING. PREEVOLUTIONS. I like Pichu and Munchlax, but to be quite frank, all the others look like mutant hellspawn of the original with bits stuck on and freakishly humungous eyes in an attempt to look 'cute.' And theyve made EVEN MORE. Theyve also made loads more evolutions, such as the Roselia evo, which looks like Roselia with an afro, and the Nosepass evo, that just looks like a nosepass with an even bigger nose and lots of black fuzz protruding from it.
Nintendo either need to come up with something GOOD, or just STOP MAKING NEW POKEMON.

One that particularly pissed me off is the male version of Gardevoir,WHYYY? Kirlia looks gay enough already- my sister has a male gardevoir, and it makes me laugh |333;;; the thought of a gay pokemon. Come on. And it just looks like Gardevoir without a dress.
And also, now practically all pokemon have 3 stages of evolution. ONLY SMALL NUMBERS OF POKEMON ARE MEANT TO HAVE 3. Thayre making too many preevolutions for their own good.


<NEW EONS>
Leafeon and Glaceon. First off. What kind of names are they? Hell, theyre losing their originality something fast. Personally, I think 5 evolutions of one pokemon is QUITE ENOUGH THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Yes, grass is a main, slightly neglected type, and I think it needs more love, and to tell the truth, apart from its name and the fact it is horribly unoriginal, it really doesnt bother me THAT much.
Glaceon really gets on my nerves, though.
1. It looks CRAP. Its like a mutant blob monster. With bangs stuck on.
2. GLACEON. Get a life.
3. ICE. IS. A. SUBTYPE. I love it, but an Eon is REALLY NOT NEEDED. We have 5 already, for god's sake.
4. A GROUND eon would be much more original, and much more practical. I love ground type, and it is really neglected by nintendo. There are NO ground type elite 4 of gym leaders, (rock is a seperate element) and there are no SIGNIFICANT ground type pokemon, possibly excepting Tyrannitar, which is only part ground anyway.
5. IT IS SO UNORIGINAL A 5 YEAROLD COULD HAVE THOUGHT UP A BETTER DESIGN.

Glaceon rant over |DD;; Sorry if I offended anybody who happens to like Glaceon. Don't get my wrong, I love ice-type, I just don't think it should have an eon. In fact, they should just stop making the fucking things.
Im not done with the eons yet though.

Eevee is a pokemon that transforms when exposed to large amounts of elemental energy, but altering its DNA. Well, originally. How it evolved into Espeon and Umbreon was pretty fucked up, there are sun and moon stones, so why not use the goddamn things? But the new system is even stranger. Apparently, they evolve by raising them a level in a certain place. WTF. Sure, maybe thats okay with Glaceon, as there is no ice stone or whatever, but there is a leaf stone, why not use the damn thing? As far as I remember, the number of Pokemon that evolve with a leaf stone comes too a grand total ooooof..... 2. wow. Weepinbell and Gloom, as far as I remember. Same with the sun stone. Gloom --> Bellossom and Sunkern --> Sunflora. Why not use it on Espeon?

<NAMES>
The names are officially RETARDED. They are either waaaaay too Japanese, (not that I have a problem with the language, it just doesnt fit) of just plain fucked up.
Infernape? Piplup? Starly? Bidoof? WHAT THE FUCK???

Wild BIDOOF appeared? The thought makes me laugh.

MIME JR. FOR FUCKS SAKE.

<ATTACKS>
I forgot this before, oops.

Okay, i'll make it quick. My wrist is dead.
Right. Same as everything else really. plain RETARDED AND UNORIGINAL.
BRAVE BIRD.
BUG BITE.
BUG BUZZ.
JUDGEMENT. (thats like... what Kratos uses in ToS.)

WHAT THE HELL. Normally don't mind new attacks, but these are ridiculous beyond BELIEF.

I apoligise if I offended anybody, but I HAD to get that off my chest.
I HATE the 4th generation. With a PASSION.

I adored the 1st and 2nd. 3rd was a bit messed up in some places, and they started to look less animal-like and cuddly, but they were okay. The 4th gen is fucked. They almost all look like mutant aliens, and the ones that are supposed to be 'cute' look so fake and risiculous and the exact opposite of it. Like the new legendary... Manaphy. It looks like a mutant hellchild that is trying patehtically to look cute. The cute legendaries were Celebi and Mew. The others FAIL.

endofrant |DD;;; wow, that was so unlike me XD
If anyone has critique on how I could improve this, i'll be happy to hear you out <3




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Hmm. I don't update this dang thing very often, hehe.

Im going to copy Blossie-chan. >3>
Yay, DA family! XD Just comment if you want to be part of it... or something o3o

Mother: <-- MAH MAMA 8D
Father: ~ xDD;;
Sisters:
Brothers: XD
other: - Jello Slave XD
- The Retarded Pet Lizard that Dances and Eats Cheetos (xD)
- KILLER PET ALBINO WOLF IN THE BACKYARD THAT EATS BABIES.


I WATCHED YUGIOH. 8D IT WAS SPECTACULAR. Well. I wathced the bits with Rex and Weevil. I love those two. XD I also watched the abridged series, (a short series made by LittleKuribouh 8D Theyre hilarious.) LittleKuribouh is amazing. XD [link] "Rex and Weevil watch Silent Hill" is actually the most amazing video evar. D: Loads of his videos were taken off youtube though for copyright >3>;;

I got the Within Temptation Album today, it rocks. >:U
Oh dear, now im really blabbering |DD;;
Oh bugger. Coursework XD See you. :3 .... IN AMERICA! (Bandit Keith joke. >:B )






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SKIING! 8D

Were leaving tomorrow morning, and coming back next week~ See you guys then, un? 8D
Other random stuff: IM FIRE EMBLEM DEPRIVED. I WANT FE TEEEEEEEN D8<
SAMICKLE IS TEH AWSOME.
I PLAYED A NEW GAME ON POKEMEN X.D. IT WAS AWSUM >8B Cail is so.... RANDOM |DD;; AND HE CALLS IMSELF PYRITE GATEKEEPER. HYUKHYUKHYUK. Im up too the bit in Phenac city 8D I never knew this game was so... ADDICTIVE. And one of my best pokemens at the moment is a Sandslash >3>
i went bankrupt playing Battle Bingo. Thats how sad I am.

OKAMI TIME.
IM SORRY, BUT THE FIRST ROSAY YOU GET PWNS THE FINAL BOSS. DAMN STRAIIIGHT. You just repeatedly press triangle and its like PYOWPYOWPYOW! 8DDD!

I. <3. THE MIST TECHNIQUE >:U
I borrowed my friends Wacom the other day, IT WAS SPECTACULAR.




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::STATUS::

Requests: OPEN
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Collabs: OPEN
Commissions: Uhh... If you want one? XD

PAIRINGS:
Legault/Heath X3
GenHaya <3


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SQUEEEEE.......And oh so many other peoples. :0


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<= ROFL Coffee |D;;

SKIING! 8D

Were leaving tomorrow morning, and coming back next week~ See you guys then, un? 8D
Other random stuff: IM FIRE EMBLEM DEPRIVED. I WANT FE TEEEEEEEN D8<
SAMICKLE IS TEH AWSOME.
I PLAYED A NEW GAME ON POKEMEN X.D. IT WAS AWSUM >8B Cail is so.... RANDOM |DD;; AND HE CALLS IMSELF PYRITE GATEKEEPER. HYUKHYUKHYUK. Im up too the bit in Phenac city 8D I never knew this game was so... ADDICTIVE. And one of my best pokemens at the moment is a Sandslash >3>
i went bankrupt playing Battle Bingo. Thats how sad I am.

OKAMI TIME.
IM SORRY, BUT THE FIRST ROSAY YOU GET PWNS THE FINAL BOSS. DAMN STRAIIIGHT. You just repeatedly press triangle and its like PYOWPYOWPYOW! 8DDD!

I. <3. THE MIST TECHNIQUE >:U
I borrowed my friends Wacom the other day, IT WAS SPECTACULAR.




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::STATUS::

Requests: OPEN
Art Trades: OPEN
Collabs: OPEN
Commissions: Uhh... If you want one? XD

PAIRINGS:
Legault/Heath X3
GenHaya <3


| ::FRIENDS (in no particular order)::





:EOPLEZ YOU SHUD WATCH RIGHT NOWS >:C ::

SQUEEEEE.......And oh so many other peoples. :0


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<= ROFL Coffee |D;;